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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-28 12:27 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
iPhone - A purple cell phone, it seems norm- JAKE NO WHAT R U DOIN?

2
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass.

3
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

4
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.

5
Umaibo, tonkatsu sauce flavour - A puffed corn snack, readily available across Japan. All the delicious flavour of tonkatsu sauce without any of the meat or deep frying or any of the joy of tonkatsu really.

6
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.

7
Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.

8
Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".

9
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

10
Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!

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