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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-24 02:48 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.

2
Not Another Prom Dress - A cute green dress and accessories, suitable for a formal dance of some kind. It's sized for a teenaged girl.

3
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.

4
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.

5
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

6
Conch Shell - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.

7
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

8
Pirate Hat - Arrr, we be takin’ all the booty in Arcadia Bay! Perfect for you and your BFF.

9
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.

10
Hot Dog - A squeaky toy in the shape of a hot dog. It's covered in teeny bite marks.

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