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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-24 01:16 am (UTC)

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Permanent Marker - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.

2
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.

3
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.

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Aww it's not an abomination - The first time that one of these things hasn't been a horrifying sin against God.

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