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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-24 01:10 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.

2
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.

3
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

4
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?

5
Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.

6
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.

7
Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.

8
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud.

9
Army Camo Bikini - It’s a bikini with an army camo pattern on it. I hope there’s a swimming pool or something, otherwise this’ll only be good for fan service.

10
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like ghost pepper.

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