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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-24 12:56 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.

2
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.

3
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).

4
Swear Jar - This thing’s going to fund someone’s college tuition! Or a trip to Paris! Or just a few years of grocery money.

5
The Stand, by Stephen King - A copy of the classic post-apocalyptic horror/fantasy novel by Stephen King, written in English. It looks well-thumbed through.

6
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.

7
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

8
Lip Balm - A small tube of chapstick. It smells like roses.

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