2 Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
3 Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
4 Swear Jar - This thing’s going to fund someone’s college tuition! Or a trip to Paris! Or just a few years of grocery money.
5 The Stand, by Stephen King - A copy of the classic post-apocalyptic horror/fantasy novel by Stephen King, written in English. It looks well-thumbed through.
6 Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.
7 Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
8 Lip Balm - A small tube of chapstick. It smells like roses.
Congratulations!
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
2
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
3
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
4
Swear Jar - This thing’s going to fund someone’s college tuition! Or a trip to Paris! Or just a few years of grocery money.
5
The Stand, by Stephen King - A copy of the classic post-apocalyptic horror/fantasy novel by Stephen King, written in English. It looks well-thumbed through.
6
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.
7
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
8
Lip Balm - A small tube of chapstick. It smells like roses.