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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-20 04:29 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

2
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.

3
Painful Outfit - An outfit commonly worn by someone who wants to appear cooler than they are. It features a leather jacket with a skull printed on the back. You might assume this belonged to a biker in another life and you would be wrong. Regardless, it has seen some shit. Comes with the following accessories: [Blue sequined skinny jeans, sunglasses, a skull belt buckle, and a gold chain necklace.]

4
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.

5
A gun-shaped lighter - A gun...that is actually a lighter. This is probably ironic, on some level.

6
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.

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