1 Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
2 Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
3 Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.
4 HPV - A plush germ. It's kind of cute, actually.
5 Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
6 Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
7 Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
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Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
2
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
3
Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is.
4
HPV - A plush germ. It's kind of cute, actually.
5
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
6
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
7
Bon Appetit - A box of ten brand new multicolored dams. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!