1 Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like steak.
2 Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
3 Memorial - A blue cloth tied to the handle of a… sweet anime katana? Wait, no, the blade is NERF foam.
4 Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
5 Glitter Cannon Rounds - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
6 Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.
7 Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
8 Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
Congratulations!
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like steak.
2
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
3
Memorial - A blue cloth tied to the handle of a… sweet anime katana? Wait, no, the blade is NERF foam.
4
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
5
Glitter Cannon Rounds - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
6
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.
7
Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
8
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...