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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-10-20 03:40 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like strawberry.

2
Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.

3
After-Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.

4
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.

5
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like salt.

6
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.

7
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.

8
Weed - Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high.

9
Normal People Clothes - A set of clothes consisting of a T-shirt, a slightly tattered blue hoodie, shorts, and flip-flops. Can't be dressed like a spaceman forever.

10
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.

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