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airlockedmods ([personal profile] airlockedmods) wrote 2017-08-22 04:41 am (UTC)

Congratulations!

1
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.

2
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

3
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute girlfriend, if you need one.

4
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?

5
Teddy Bear - A well-loved teddy bear! Perfect for a dorm room bed.

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